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Cover page

The Game of Golf,

Charlie's Way

Pages 1 & 2 - illustration pages.

Page 3

This book was created

especially for

Charles Wayne Dickson

a golfer without equal!

December 25, 2000

Page 4

The game of golf, as we know it, was developed in Scotland in the early 1700's. Since its humble beginnings, the game has exploded in popularity around the world. From its legendary stars like Slammin' Sammy Snead to the current crop of rising young stars on the PGA and LPGA tours, the game has been played many ways.

And then, there is Charlie Dickson's way!

Pages 5 & 6 - illustration pages.

Page 7

Charlie, along with Richard, John and Larry, often tee it up on their favorite golf course, Green Acres. When this happens, the only thing safe from their golf shots is the middle of the fairway. Worms, trees, ducks, fish and birds are in mortal danger!

Page 8

Rumors to the contrary, Charlie is no cheapskate. The truth is, Charlie may be a bit frugal when it comes to less important issues like retirement planning, dental work and back - taxes - but not when it comes to golf equipment.

 

Pages 9 & 10 illustration pages.

Page 11

Charlie learned long ago that golf is a game you play to win. After all, there's usually a wager or two at stake.

Over the years, Charlie has learned to hold his breath on his back-swing, play the ball where it lies, and never worry about a little water.

Page 12

Golf is not the most important thing in Charlie's life. He knows how to set priorities and put things into perspective. It is not true that Charlie once played an entire round of golf in a tornado.

He played 17 holes - his golf clubs blew away!

Pages 13 & 14 - illustration pages.

Page 15

Every golfer dreams about a perfect round of golf. This is a game where every drive is down the middle of the fairway, every green is hit in regulation, and every putt is knocked into the center of the cup.

Some golfers even aspire to the ultimate accomplishment - shooting one's age. Charlie has no trouble shooting 30. The problem is, he does it on the first few holes.

Page 16

Most "good" golfers have a collection of shots for every occasion. These include a fade, a draw, a bank shot, and a bunker shot.

Charlie also has a collection of golf shots including the worm burner, the skull, and the pop-fly. His best shot is called, "Ooops, that's a mulligan," so named by Richard, John and Larry.

Pages 17 & 18 - illustration pages.

Page 19

Years ago, a golf handicap system was invented. This system was designed to let golfers of different skills and abilities play against one another on an equal basis. The idea is to take the best 10 rounds of a golfer's last 20 rounds and use these to determine one's handicap.

The system has one major flaw for Charlie: he has never played 10 rounds of golf worth counting.

Page 20

One of the reasons Charlie plays golf is for the exercise it provides. Other activities were just not right for Charlie. He tried swimming, but kept sinking to the bottom. He tried tennis, but the net kept getting in the way. Jumping to conclusions was fine, but tired him out.

Golf provides exactly the right amount of exercise for a finely tuned athletic body like Charlie's.

Pages 21 & 22 - illustration pages.

Page 23

After most rounds of golf, Charlie usually joins Richard, John and Larry for a visit to the 19th hole. This provides them with a chance to rehash the shots of the day, settle the wagers, and plan their next outing.

The scene is usually the same. Charlie delays in the pro shop until the drinks are bought. Then he rehashes all of his unlucky bounces, pays off his debts, and leaves just before it is his round at the bar.

Page 24

Despite his apparent lack of skill, Charlie still manages to hit the occasional good golf shot. There is still talk about the birdie Charlie got last year when he miraculously hit his shot out of a deep bunker right into the hole.

Pages 25 & 26 - illustration pages.

Page 27

Charles Dickson and his partners play golf for the love of the game. For them it's an outing, a chance to get close to nature, and a way to relieve tension. Charlie once said, "Every time I hit the golf ball, my stress level goes down."

Otherwise, why would he hit so many shots?

Page 28

Charlie has always dreamed about writing his own golf book. Some of the titles he has considered include:

Charlie's Tips on Lining Up Your 4th Putt

Golf and Divorce: Do it Charlie's Way

The 19th Hole: How Charlie Never Buys

Pages 29 & 30 - illustration pages.

Page 31

Despite suffering through years and years of frustration playing golf his way, Charlie has always remained a good sport. His demeanor is beyond reproach, he never loses control, and his voice is never loud enough for anyone over a mile away to hear.

This, together with the fact that Charlie always pays off his losing bets, makes him the perfect partner.

Page 32

The game of golf is certainly a challenge to Charles Dickson. Many friends, including Richard, John and Larry, ask why he even plays the game. The reason is simple. Charlie enjoys watching miraculous events such as a long putt dropping in or an iron shot finding its way into the hole.

Charlie would enjoy it even more if he were the person hitting these shots.

Pages 33 & 34 - illustration pages.

Page 35

Dear Charlie:

Enjoy the game as you play it. Don't let your scores ruin your day. Think of golf the same way you think about bowling: the higher the score, the better.

Page 36

With love from

Grandma and Grandpa

December 25, 2000

 

 

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